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| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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