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| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more
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