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| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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| Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
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| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... more
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| What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!... more
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| Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane... more
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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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