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| Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir.... more
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| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!... more
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| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne... more
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