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| Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane... more
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| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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