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| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes  |
| Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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