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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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