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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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