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| Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
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| Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more
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| Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea... more
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| Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?... more
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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more
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