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| What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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