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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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