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| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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| What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!... more
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| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go... more
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| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir.... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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