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| A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student... more
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| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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| The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict... more
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| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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