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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
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