| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!... more
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| Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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