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| I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me.... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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