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| Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !... more
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| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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| Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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