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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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