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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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