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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 01/11/2008 | | Views: | 11 | | | | Joke: | A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesnt run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Its because yer feet aint empty." | | | |
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