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| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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