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| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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| Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir.... more
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| Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!... more
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