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| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... more
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| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !... more
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| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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