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| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," s... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more
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| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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| Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more
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| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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