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| Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!... more
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| Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !... more
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| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!... more
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| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more
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| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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