| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty... more
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| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa... more
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| Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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