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| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!... more
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| Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar... more
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| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!... more
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| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
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| Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th... more
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