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| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more
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| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!... more
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| Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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