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| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," s... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more
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| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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