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| Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
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| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more
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