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| Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?... more
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| Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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