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| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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