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| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more
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| Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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