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| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al... more
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