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| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student... more
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| What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!... more
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| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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| Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir.... more
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| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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