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| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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