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| Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!... more
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| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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