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| Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!... more
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| The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!... more
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