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| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more
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