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| Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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