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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou... more
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| Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class... more
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| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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| Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve... more
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| What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.... more
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| Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !... more
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| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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