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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 07/12/2008 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now go on from there.Fred: Jack, Queen, King. | | | |
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