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| Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!... more
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