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| Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!... more
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