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| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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