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| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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| Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more
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| What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!... more
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| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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