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| Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
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| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !... more
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