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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 09/11/2008 | | Views: | 7 | | | | Joke: | The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11.""11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred."What kind of counting is that?" asked the teacher"Whos counting?" replied Fred. "Im calling signals." | | | |
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