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| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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