| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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