| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
|
| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
|
| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
|
| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know... more
|
| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
|
| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
|
| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
|
| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
|
| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
|
| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more
|
