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| Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more
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| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea... more
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| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more
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| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these... more
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